A bit of the old 'in and out' on the side, Con style

There's only ever been one traditional 'in and out' storyline :

~ Honestly I've never done anything like this before.

~But you look like a million bucks to me

~And this just feels so right, there can't possibly be anything wrong with it.

~Besides, everybody else does it too.

~Sneaking around. ... Lying about it.

~Guilt, guilt, guilt - you just gotta ignore it!

~Whoa! That was a close one! I sure hope we never get...

~Busted. Damn.

~But I'm innocent - I swear!

~You're just imagining things. Besides, Baby, it really didn't mean a thing to me

~Remember: Damage control is 90% damage + 10% control.

And of course no in and out scandal is complete without the obligaTory :

~Beating a hasty retreat down the back fire escape stairs.