Monday, May 25, 2009

Dear aspiring "terrorist" doodz :

and particularly those of you suffering from schizophrenia :

If some felon in the pay of the FBI offers you $50,000 and a chance to ride around in his car with some explosives and a Stinger missile, just say no, ok?

Thanks in advance.
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2 comments:

  1. Yes, another create and foil your own terrorist Jihad has succeeded...long live the glorious homeland!

    With the proper Cheney approved enhanced interrogation techniques they might even confess a link to Saddam!

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  2. And really, why stop at Saddam? If you're going to coerce confessions to non-9/11 links, why not branch out to include Mary Baker Eddy or Torquemada?

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