Are you tired of shlepping around the mall looking for a gift that will top that asteroid you had named after her last year?
This Christmas give that very special someone in your life the gift everyone across Canada is talking about ...
their own unique barcode in the Cons' CIMS data playbook.
Adopt a frowny/duh/smiley face just for her when you answer questions about Israel or the gun registry.
The CIMS Vote-O-Matic. It slices, it dices, it makes juliennefantino fries.
Operators are standing by.
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Wow, you slay!
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Damn I just finished my xmas shopping oh well perhaps next year
ReplyDeleteThis cannot be stressed enough - we are product to them, just barcodes.
ReplyDeleteWell done.