Yesterday the folks over at What-a-Colossal-Waste-of-Freakin-$$$$$™ unveiled their above official mascots who apparently hail from Pokemon Prefecture. Yes, this is really them.
Sumi - known affectionately as SueMe by anyone expecting to use the words "winter" or "Whistler" over the next two years.
Quatchi - a raggedy homeless sasquatch. No one ever really sees a sasquatch, making Quatchi the ideal representative for those made homeless by a surprising uptick in the recent boutique hotel renovation industry.
and finally, HelloKittyMiga, the singing and lap-dancing cabaret artist, seen here naked but for her boa and mouse ears, celebrating a huge expected increase in her business profile over the two week 2010 holidays.
Not pictured is MukMuk, some sort of rare rodent who will be making the occasional appearance at important events. I think they actually meant Muckety Muck.
Havril at [insert something clever] and I were discussing these lovable munchkins over a few electrons last night and he'll be back later with a preview of his own What-a-Colossal-Waste-of-Freakin-$$$$$™ mascots plus a rundown on the runners-up who didn't make the final cut.
Oh yah, indeed he will. Looking forward to it. Later.
Meantime here's an olympian knockout post from Pretty Shaved Ape.
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Love the organization name, and am impressed with you sticking to the TASER(TM) rules of print . . . .
Thanks for the TEASER(TM) for my list of mascot wannabes. Guess I had better come up with some. Some artist's renditions would be a nice touch. Hmmm. If we only knew an artist...
i just about hurled when i saw these lead tainted stuffies. i also know more then one native indian who's pretty upset.
who did these and pushed them through....there had to be some cocksucking going on. no wonder gordie's always smiling.
Yeah, those are pretty, um..., erhk.
I think Quatchie killed one of my characters in a Dungeons and Dragons game once... :-P
Anyway, that Quatchie is so bogus. I totally see a zipper. Guy in suit! Guy in suit!
Are those names from an actual language?
so according to the meet the mascots video, quatchi is a hairy, disheveled man who enjoys lurking in the bushes and taking pictures of children playing. oh and btw alison, that link was a blatant violation of the vanoc linking policy so you can totally expect your door to be kicked down and hardrive seized any minute now ... sorry about that.
ottawonk thanks for providing that link to the linking policy. best laugh i've had today. what a bunch of greed drunk fuckwits.
"the Linking Website must not contain materials that contain content that could be construed as obscene, libelous, defamatory, or otherwise harmful to the Olympic Movement.
Not including themselves on that list, are they?
I seem to recall an idiotic linking policy in the Olympics TOS since at least 1998.
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