Apparently pandas are short-sighted, ill- tempered, and not well-adapted to the world, but have nonetheless achieved a 40% increase in population over the last 20 years.
Aside from the political opportunism and misplaced priorities, why doesn't Harper ever bring his own kids to these events? Wouldn't they have liked to talk to an astronaut or see some panda bears?
Perfect, indeed.
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"Apparently pandas are short-sighted, ill- tempered, not well-adapted to the world.."
ReplyDeleteThat pretty well describes Harper.
Aside from the political opportunism and misplaced priorities, why doesn't Harper ever bring his own kids to these events? Wouldn't they have liked to talk to an astronaut or see some panda bears?
ReplyDeleteHarper's kids have to stay home and supervise the kitten broiler or it'll catch fire.
ReplyDeleteBesides - they're not props for his political career - they're kitten wranglers and that's where it stops.
Stephen Lautens has a good one too:
ReplyDeletehttp://lautens.blogspot.ca/2013/03/pandas-arrive-in-canada.html?spref=tw
Darn that clever and debonair Mr Lautens with his light incisive touch.
ReplyDeleteFor something a little - ok, a lot - more heavy-handed : Canada's Economic Action Planda.
"Planda" is from Canadian Cynic - brilliant!