Conservative strategists recognized too late the obvious pitfall of crafting an election strategy around making fun of their main opponent's 'nice hair'.
Turns out just about everyone likes nice hair.
Last week the Cons sought to rectify that mistake by electing Rona Ambrosia as their own hair apparent and interim leader.
"We're going to be nice hair all the way all the time from now on," promised the new leader, pledging to usher in a new era of 'sunny
Fellow MP ShamWow Tony Gazebo best summed up this new direction in grooming for the Cons : "At the end of the day, we're moving ahead with going forward."