Another massive majority win for the Canadian Non-voting Party in by-elections this week.
"We were a bit worried that election fraud, selling Canadian resources off to China, and turning the Canadian government into an branch office of the tar sands would galvanize non-Con voters," explained a Non-voting spokesnobody, "but it turns out that feeling powerless and disenfranchised is still a winning combination for us."
Good thing they only use their awesome power for good, huh?
Alice crunches the numbers.
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