The following are not recorded at Elections Canada as protest votes:
- "I'm really just not into the whole political thing."
- World of Warcraft addiction
- sleeping it off - all day
- "I wish it would stop raining."
- not feeling 'included in the system'
- Auto Antiques Roadshow marathon
- your Trailblazer is blocking your Pathfinder in the driveway
- "Only politicians are running"