Thursday, January 12, 2006

Vote early and vote often

Advance polls open today.
Did you miss the Jan 9th televised leaders' debate because you do have a life and you don't have a tv?

Shorter English debate :
Martin : I'm the only one who can hold this joint together, notwithstanding the shenanigans of...
Harper : Stand up, stand up, stand up!
Layton : We're the only ones who really care about you.
Duceppe : Fuck off, you lying hypocrites.

Winner of the debate?
Moderator Steve Paikin, who asked the kind of questions the Green Party should have been there to answer.

What? You missed the French debate as well?

Shorter French debate :
Martin : Je suis le seul l'un qui peut tenir ce joint ensemble, notwithstanding les maux de...
Harper : Levez-vous, levez-vous, levez-vous!
Layton : Nous sommes les seuls types qui s'inquietent vraiment de vous.
Duceppe : Fuck off, you lying hypocrites.

Hope this helps.

1 comment:

GoodGrief said...

Now, that was funny, and unfortunately very true. Have to admit, I'm an 'anyone but Harper" type. Gives me ulcers.

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