Friday, July 07, 2006

The far side of crazy


From the transcript of the Bush/Harper press conference yesterday, here is Bush answering a question about the threat posed by North Korea :

Are you ready, Ginger?

"blah, blah, blah, blah, we're trying to make sure, by the way, that the missile that he fired wasn't headed for Canada. We don't know, for a fact, where it was headed. But, for example, one thing that Stephen and I talked about is he could be seemingly firing a missile at the United States, say, at -- I don't know, this is all speculation -- but could be headed toward the Northwest of our country, and it wouldn't take much for it to get off course, and end somewhere where he may not have intended blah, blah, blah, blah."

Did you get all that, Ginger?
What's that? You only heard "missile headed for Canada"?
Good boy, Ginger, good boy!

At this point Harper is balancing sucking up to Bush with not freaking Canada out about it.
Harper has hitched his wagon to Bush's falling star and up till now Canadians have shown little inclination to follow. We are especially leary of hitching Canada's wagon to Bush's Star Wars shenanigans.
Harper's best hope here is to convince Canadians that it is already too late to base our security on our ability to keep our distance from the egregious imperialist misadventures of our neighbours to the south.

So the question for Canadians is : Are we any smarter than Ginger?

Bonus snark : Bush calls Harper "Steve"; Harper calls Bush "Mr. President". Try to imagine Harper calling Bush "George".

5 comments:

plebe said...

ASK ALISON

Dear Alison,
We've built our fallout shelter and have provisions. However my husband insists I should be the one to go out with the geiger counter to check the readings. I don't think that's fair.

Also, a neighbour dropped off a photo of Mr. President and Steve. What should we do with it so we don't offend the neighbour?

Q said...

Don't blah blah George when he's a thinkin up important stuff with Steve. It could go off course and keep goin and goin and miss everything and hit his Texas flea pit ranch or it might hit Harriet out there mending some fences or something. It could.

Alison said...

Hey Q
World Cup Lego

Oh wait...you were probably there.

Jan said...

One of my favorite Far Sides.
I was thinking you could make this a regular feature - a blah blah Ginger blah blah of the week.

Presidential nicknames from whitehouse.org

Steve is "Governor 51".

Q said...

Only a return by Larson and an impeachment could top the excitement of World Cup Lego. The drama of waiting another 4 years is just too much.

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