Knock, knock. You Mr Smith? Delivery. Sign here please.
Whoa! Massive box! But there must be some mistake - I didn't order anything.
You are Mr Smith, apartment 1A...
Yes, but ...
No worries, it's prepaid. Just sign here.
Alright - a present! So what is it? What's it say is in the box?
Let's see ... a remote control plane.
Really? I always wanted an rc plane. Who's it from? Bet it's my dad.
If you'll just sign here, I'll be on my way.
Oh sure, sorry ... here ya go and thanks.
Wow, this weighs a ton - must be one massive plane. Say, what's this other stuff listed on here with the plane :"Six assault rifles, three grenades, 25 pounds of C-4 plastic explosives, detonators ..." WTF ???
Hey, nice plane. You Mr Smith?
I've got a delivery for you. Three tonnes of fertilizer, prepaid. Where do you want it?
No offence to the hard working intelligence officials in Canada, US, and Australia, but just how small a part is the perp permitted to play in these terrorist plots to blow up public buildings anyway? Besides the usual initial angry anti-gov chat, I mean?