Wednesday, March 14, 2012


Stephen Woodworth, MP
House of Commons

Dear Sir :

Thank you for your recent expression of interest in my uterus.
Unfortunately we have no openings at this time commensurate with your job skills. However we would be pleased to keep your application on file and review it at a future date in the event the world falls into a fucking time warp and we wind up back in the '50s.


PS We are delighted to discover #TellAntiChoiceMPsEverything, a twitter and FB account dedicated to keeping you apprised of all the latest details of ladybits. Please accept the following submission :

Dear Woody et al
I'm going through a bit of a dry spell at the moment if you know what I mean and I know you do!
But rather than using that disgusting estrogen replacement gunk, I find a little dab of vanilla ice cream from time to time works just as well, and everybody just loves it!
Yours in uteriety,


Anonymous said...

"no openings at this time" heh

Beijing York said...

Dear Woody, the hair around my lady bits has become a bit patchy. Should I try Rogaine or just get a Brazilian?

Holly Stick said...

Um, does it have to be Ben and Jerry's, or does the cheap store brand ice cream work ok?

Michel said...

The 4MyCanada evangelical lobby group is all giddy about Stephen Woodworth's motion. This has been in the works a long time.

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