Thursday, September 14, 2006

Affairs of state

Peter MacKay and Condi Rice share a gluey public display on Sept 13 involving Timbits?

~ The national media slathers itself in K-Y jelly.

Thomas d'Aquino, Stockwell Day, Wendy Dobson, John Manley, Anne McLellan, Gordon O'Connor, James Schlesinger, George Shultz, and Donald Freakin Rumsfeld meet at the Banff Springs Hotel Sept 12 - 14 for a conference on North American integration?

~ The national media rolls over and pretends to be asleep.

Among the Banff topics : "A Vision for North America", "A North American Energy Strategy", "Demographic and Social Dimensions of North American Integration", "Opportunities for Security Cooperation".

Yeah, ok, but MacKay says Rice "loves the cool Atlantic breezes here in Nova Scotia, and she left the window open last night."

All the snooze that's printed, fits.

H/T to Susan Thompson at Vive le Canada.

7 comments:

iggy starbucks said...

what?
no pictures of condi and tim?

Q said...

Yes hide the children.
Cool breezes, open windows, gluey slathering!!! Sounds like another cheap Harlequin romance and another teary eyed public display from dad's potato field coming up.

Scout said...

GASP! scandal is rocking the empire!!! 'north american integration' code word for con-orgy.

a vision for north america: partipants gather naked

a north american energy strategy: hey, how's YOUR endurance?

demographic and social dimensions of NA integration: usual penis size crap.

opportunities for security cooperation: s&m time!

if this keeps up i'm giving back my 'focus on the shamily' certificate.

Mike said...

Deep Integration...

I can hear the funky bass guitar riff now...

Alison said...

Then you have better ears than our media, Mike. We're all dancing to it - we just can't make out the words.
Have totally misplaced my humour chip for this one.

bruce said...

Even CNN picked up the story, I'm beginning to wonder if we have a national obsession with getting the poor boy laid. What a distinction for a federal politician or anyone for that matter.

Petie & [insert name here] sitting in a tree...

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