Just picked this up from my mailbox. You probably got one too.
Yup, those are real quotes from the cast of Corner Gas, as you can read here and here.
Coincidentally, they are also a very good description of him as PM too.
Gosh I sure hope no one notices I photoshopped it a little.
OK, here's the original. It's funnier anyway.
H/T to Red Tory, whose posts on this sent me out to my mailbox.