Thursday, December 08, 2005

Pope abolishes Limbo

"Every limbo boy and girl
All around the limbo world
First you spread your limbo feet
Then you move to the limbo beat.
How low can you go?"

So how low can you go?
The Catholic Church, defender of that all-important dead baby demographic, has noticed that Muslim children don't have to pass a test first to get into their heaven.

Still, after looking at this :

it would seem that Aquinas set the limbo bar so high that not only were people not having to bend over backwards to get under it, they didn't even have to bow their heads.


Scout said...
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Scout said...

Too many spelling errors in my previous post. Isn't there an edit button? If there's still errors, the
Devil made me do it.

If the Catholics are abolishing limbo, does that mean pergatory doesn't exist anymore? Did it ever? Is this akin to the Papal Bull way back that declared First Nations People of Turtle Island to be savages? I'm wondering about this papal-bullshit that stated Native Indians have no soul.

Can the Pope abolish Catholisism? After all, Constantine created it, not Christians (whatever they are). Hey! Can we create a religion out of someone else's teachings? That might be fun, to make a new order from Stephan Harper text. His disciple, Peter McKay might help us after he kisses Joe Clarke on the cheek again.

Sorry, I think I had too much sacrament today "Blood of Christ, Blood of Christ".

Think I'll sober up and call on Muhammed to ask him about abolishing Black Stone worship and trodding on their own 'pagans'.

Shit man, can't a person just live with nature's laws and leave it at that? Where's Linda Blair when you need her?

Anonymous said...

Some people think it's pretty "low" to make fun of religion, but as Scout points out, xianity crossed over from religion to real estate with Constantine.

Merry Mortgages!

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