Thursday, December 08, 2005

Pope abolishes Limbo


"Every limbo boy and girl
All around the limbo world
First you spread your limbo feet
Then you move to the limbo beat.
How low can you go?"

So how low can you go?
The Catholic Church, defender of that all-important dead baby demographic, has noticed that Muslim children don't have to pass a test first to get into their heaven.

Still, after looking at this :

it would seem that Aquinas set the limbo bar so high that not only were people not having to bend over backwards to get under it, they didn't even have to bow their heads.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Some people think it's pretty "low" to make fun of religion, but as Scout points out, xianity crossed over from religion to real estate with Constantine.

Merry Mortgages!

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