Sunday, July 22, 2007

Pope says war is hell

Today the Pope, head of the planet's largest real estate consortium, "called for an end to all wars, saying they were "useless slaughters" that bring hell to paradise on Earth."
"In this stupendous garden which is the world, there is now room for hell," he said.

Really groundbreaking stuff there, Ratso, and certain to up the ante for future Miss Universe contestants competing in the world peace essay category, but didn't the Catholic church pretty much invent that hell brand in the first place?

In a prior contribution to world peace last month, serial pedophile enabler Pope Ratso proclaimed it was ok to pray for the Jews' conversion to catholicism on Good Friday if it made everyone feel better. He also stated that hell is real and his religion is the only true one.

Can't you just feel that message of world peace working its magic already?


Anonymous said...

You forgot to menttion that he was a Nazi. Bitch.

Alison said...

Because he wasn't one. Moron.

I'd be much more interested in hearing your defence of his letter threatening bishops with excommunication if they dare to breach the silence on testimony re pedophilia in the church which I linked to :

'Cases of this kind are subject to the pontifical secret,' Ratzinger's letter concludes. Breaching the pontifical secret at any time while the 10-year jurisdiction order is operating carries penalties, including the threat of excommunication.

Anonymous said...

midnight popeboy?

West End Bob said...

Alison, Alison, Alison.

Posts like this are why we love you so.

Keep up the good work, Girl . . . .

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